If Alexander McQueen weren't cremated he would roll in his grave

Last Monday night the Met had their annual ball to celebrate their new Alexander McQueen exhibition Savage Beauty and the red carpet was one giant hot mess.


Call me crazy but I was kinda expecting this....


But instead got treated to this....

Rosie Huntington Whitely wearing Burberry. Can you fucking believe this bitch? This is Alexander McQueen, not some fucking girls night out at Copacabana in Fitzroy.


Aaaaand this...

I don't know who this ho Jesicca Szchor or Szor or whoever is but this outfit? Inappropes. If I had a child I would do this...



Now brace yourself for this next one and grab some tissues because your eyes may bleed...
















At first I was like....



But then I..


Serena Williams, I can't. 

There were just so many bad clothes that night but they weren't all horrible and some people actually wore McQueen. 
Oh silly me, that's not McQueen. They're ALL wearing Stella McCartney. Can you believe she whitewashed the place with her clothes?

Above: Stella McCartney at the Met Ball.

3 comments:

chuck n. said...

stella mccartneys dress was ugly as shit.
serena williams is a man (her muscles annoy me)
jessica szohr is dumb-as-fuck for wearing TOPSHOP to the met ball. (btw, she's from gossip girl)
burberry is shit.
and finally, the entire fash-pack is starting to get on my last fucking nerve with how pretentious they truly are (as if i just realized)

Jazz futula sum hic said...

Best Review. Thank you! supreme!!!

Jenn Fink said...

was from Gossip Girl. Season 5 sees her and Jenny fucking Humphrey FIRED. Bliss.

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