Miu Miu Online Store now open for all your polyester needs

Miu Miu recently opened their brand spankin online store. I wouldn't normally care about this type of shit because most online stores (excluding boutique stores such as Luisa Via Roma, Net-a-Porter) don't sell any runway ready to wear. They usually sell bags, sunglasses, t-shirts.

Miu Miu are offering runway ready to wear so I had a look and it's not bad however when I was looking at the dress below, dubbed the Satin Boxy Dress, two things caught my attention.

The price $2875. Okay it's Miu Miu high fashion whatever you can charge what you like it's satin too. Oh wait a sec

100% Viscose

Gaaah!!! No wonder Prada hit record profits last year. Everything is made from fucking rayon. 

According to WWD, net profit for the luxury brand for the year ending January 31 was around $336 million, which represented a 150 percent surge on the previous year's profits of about $140 million. Sales, reportedly, even hit the range of 2 billion euros. As CEO Patrizio Bertelli told WWD, the sales and profits of 2010 "were never obtained before in the history of Prada."

The only upside to a viscose dress?

So I perused the rest of the site and just like many other online stores they had some junk tucked away like this...

And this...

Blarghh. What in Baby Phat hell is this?


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