Really La Toya, Really?

La Toya Jackson. Selling something called Dream Cream. I mean, reeeeaaaaallly? Of all the celebrity endorsements. Sure you've got Lindsay Lohan doing fake tan but that's plausible. Lindsay is LA gutter stench so she fits right in with tan in a can but La Toya?
So this Dream Cream is actually a hand cream that contains diamond dust and other fancy shit. Presumably La Toya uses it for the handy-J's she has to give to her plastic surgeon coz bitch hasn't had a pay check since 1986.


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