AGGY IN DUBAI

OK so it's the grand opening of your hotel but not just any hotel, a 1.5 BILLION (WTF!) hotel and you kinda wanna impress people, you know, get the buzz going so who do you invite? A fucking plethora of random celebrities from all corners of the world. When I say invite, I clearly mean pay. Apparently this mega-hotel has over 1500 rooms. Anyway, Agyness Deyn turned up with her hot boyfriend (you could drown in those eyes) but she totally looked hotter in that little blue number.
Lindsay Lohan showed up as did another washed up actress, Mischa Barton. They had the Fergie, the Duchess, not the dutchess, Michael Jordan, Natalie Imbruglia who looked amazing, Wesley Snipes (why?), Charlize Theron etc etc. The list goes on and I give that list a big WTF.
Apparently Kylie was paid around 2 mill to perform and she looked tragic in some spaghetti strap floral mess with a brown mop. So upsetting. She should've rocked Balenciaga. Photos below




NOW PICTURED ARE THE OWNERS OF THE HOTEL. THEY GUY ON THE LEFT IS SOME STH AFRICAN BILLIONAIRE WITH HIS WIFE. NOW THAT IS A PIECE OF WORK!



THAT DRESS

Head honchos at Bal must be clapping their hands together at the obscene amount of press coverage this dress has been getting over the past few months. I'm surprised I haven't seen a High Street knock-off yet.
But sometimes you have to wonder if it's a popular dress or if the advertising deptartment are only sending this dress to all the mags, much like LV did with those terrible leather pants and fur gilet combo that showed up in EVERY magazine last month. I'll update more later but you know what I'm talking about.


SMOOTH STEPS AT PRADA

After Muiccia's disastrous SS 09/10 catwalk presentation that had models reaching out for help from audience members to avoid toppling over, it would seem the the cause of all the problems won't be making it to retail.
The little tied socklets that caused the models to slip and fall did not appear in a Style.com accessories rundown for Spring.
I still have to ask myself, how did they make it from concept to runway ready with such clear faults?
Pictures below.